Well, I was just thinking, wouldn't it be easier if the saboteur in question simply dipped the King's cutlery in the poison of choice? I mean, granted you didn't choose a chemical that would turn the silver green, or set the table smoking, wouldn't this mode of assassinry be ideal? You could set the table hours in advance, with most life-threatening chemicals, and they would still be active when the Royalty unsuspectingly set spoon to soup. After all, it's not like the food-tasting servant would have the audacity to use His Majesty's silverware. Wouldn't that be infringement upon the royal lips or something? In a day where a kiss from the King upon your baby's forehead was forever a blessing, I think licking the royal salad fork would be considered quite the offense. Off with his head!
It's rather perfect, really. I wonder if it was ever tried?
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